Monday, September 8, 2008

Clean Hands, Pure Heart

Jack, sitting in the chair with Jon, just finished eating extra-cheesy goldfish...


Jon: Jack, why don't you go wash your hands?

Jack: Why? I licked my fingers AND put some "handitizer" on.


(Handitizer = Hand Sanitizer, thanks to my sister. He keeps it in his pocket at all times just in case of a handitizing emergency.)

2 comments:

Miriam Wilmoth said...

Hey Angie,

Does Jack pronounce the "d" in "handitizer" or does he say it where it rhymes with "sanitizer?" Just wondered if Jon had maybe been listening to Sean Hannity ...

On the way to church yesterday morning, Vera was "reading" her Bible. She said, "This is Adam and this is Eve ... and God made them, and then ... they got NAKED!"

Miriam

Anonymous said...

I should probably handitize more often myself....

Jesse H.