1. Dinner, play outside, shower and in bed QUICKLY before they ask for 2nd dinner.
2. Boy #3 likes to pick up spiders. Step on them before he sees them.
3. Coffee stains baby teeth.
4. When boys do really dangerous stunts, like ride their bikes down the big hill with their feet propped up on the handle bars, don't look.
5. Anything can be turned into a weapon. Legos, spoons, a PB&J...
6. Karate and any other rough play must be done without a shirt.
7. Starting the day asking for wisdom and safety along with gratefulness is a good combination.
8. The smell that you can't locate is coming from sweaty Keens. Trust me.
9. Don't break up the wrestling until someone starts bleeding.
10. The bathroom can be flooded in a matter of 5 minutes. One little boy, two plugged sinks, and a bunch of dirty toys apparently needing a bath.
11. The big black streak that shows up on the side of your WHITE car from a scooter handle comes off with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
1 comment:
#9 has always been one of our rules :)
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